The Honeytrap Index
Vol. I · No. 3November 2026Price: your dignity
Peer reviewed by Jensen and Alice Huang
An investigation nobody asked for

What are the chances your CEO gets honeytrapped in the next month?

We studied the leather, the Taiwan trips, the anime replies, the marriages and the autographs. Our model now speaks with total confidence and no accountability, just like the people it measures.

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BREAKING: Resigned as NVIDIA CEO on Nov 12, 2026. The meter was already at 100%.

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    Methodology

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    A. Leather jacket appearances

    Leather signals approachability at conferences, and approachability is the whole attack surface. Forty appearances maxes the factor. Weighted 25%.

    B. Taiwan visits

    Night markets, supply chain dinners, adoring crowds. Twelve visits maxes the factor. Living there counts as all of them. Weighted 30%.

    C. Anime PFP replies

    Replies to anime-avatar accounts with fewer than 400 followers. A honeytrap's cheapest disguise is a waifu and a burner account. Weighted 45%.

    D. Age gap with spouse

    The bigger the gap, the less likely the honeytrap. The model assumes the spouse is already supervising. Each year of gap cuts risk by 2%, up to half. Gaps come from public birth years and reported ages. Where a spouse's age isn't public, it scores neutral.

    E. Autographs on titties

    A yes adds 40 points. One CEO has a documented yes, from Computex 2024 in Taipei. Everyone else is a no.

    F. Is your CEO gay

    Publicly out CEOs get a 55% discount, since the classic honeytrap is not built for them. OpenAI's board knew what it was doing all along. We only count what CEOs have said publicly.

    More CEOs are getting added everyday. DM me to include your CEO. Cheers